Google Play Music is the best thing next to chocolate cake.
I need to stop eating my feelings
I dont want to turn into the human version of those pink marshmallow ball things
The problem is not that i eat when im upset
The problem is that i eat for all of my feelings
I eat when im happy. I eat when im angry. I definitely eat when im bored.
And i actually just started a work out plan
But i didnt exercise yesterday and im too tired today so it’s not going good.
And i try to diet but the cupcakes have been calling my name ALL weekend.
And i dont want to be fat. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a little thick. But ya, no. I dont want it.
Thats it. Didnt mean to offend anyone.
And my friend in sixth period today said that guys and girls cant be best friends. And i’m so tired of hearing that. I wanted to jump across the table and smack him.
Its not true.
I mean, even if you start liking one of them, you cannot possibly like ALL of ur best friends of the opposite sex. Thats…just…who does that?
Anyway. Im super duper tired so bye.
I have been cursed with bitchiness
I wish i could stop making people mad at me all the time
and irritating them
and being mean
So i have recently learned that my opinions are not valid so i will stop speaking about them for a while…
I am in love with so many celebrities that my friends think i literally have a problem.
I fell in love with One Direction in March of 2012. I had only known who they were for four months. It took four months for me to start shipping myself with them and calling people directionators and reading imagines and devoting every second into watching twitcams and learning the lyrics to every song. Harry is such a cupcake and he’s so tall and his hands make me want to stip at the sound of his name. Zayn looks lk a Greek God sent down to give girls orgasms with his voice. Louis is the funniest being in the history of the work and i dont care if he’s dating eleanor, i want to steal all his clothes so he can walk around naked all the time. Niall’s smile makes me happier than anything else in the world. And he has pretty much convinced half the world to try to eat Nandos before they die. Including me. Liam is so sweet and he makes my heart melt with his high notes and he just looks lk a model and i want his puppy, he’s so cute. They are five stupid boys from Ireland and England that by fate came together on the X Factor and since then have changed my life in so many ways and i am so thankful for them being alive.
I recently (this summer) started watching the Janoskians. Since then, i have started convincing myself that i am going to be Mrs. Luke Brooks.
Beau pukes in almost every fucking episode. And it’s gross. But he has such mezmorizing eyes and sometimes i just want to take them out of his head. James is weird but he’s weird in a good way, not lk a that-one-guy-you-try-to-avoid-on-the-street kinda way. Jai should still be dating Ari in my opinion because a. She is a beautiful person with a beautiful voice and b. They just look so cute together. Daniel is forever getting naked and i cant really say anything about him because my friend emma has claimed DIBS on him. But whatever cos she doesnt read this. Skip, ur hot. And hilarious. And Lahme is life. Luke. My luke. I love your tattoos. I love your hair. I love your body. I love your voice. I love your lip ring. I love your hands. I love the fucking right side of your pancreas. I just love you.
I wish that you were in my school and that you were sixteen and not so gorgeous because then i could date you. I literally cannot look at you without smiling. You make my soul happy. That sounds kinda weird. Omit that part. Your hair is longer than mine but i have absolutely no problem with that. So. Come find me. And father my children.
Nick Jonas. I have loved since i was like nine. And i will love until i’m 109. He is the perfect person. And his voice sounds lk sex. And he looks lk sex. And i just want him in my bed. So ya. Come at me bro. Please.
So maybe i do have a problem. But thats not really a problem, is it?
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
have you ever thought about how many people think about you? it’s so bizarre. imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. something happens; they remember you. your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. they remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place, a moment. you may think you’ve forgotten, but you haven’t.
U know when a singer’s voice is so sexually raspy that when they sing it just makes u wanna take off all ur clothes…
is that just me?